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Old 16-03-2013, 10:52 PM
keirawtsn keirawtsn is offline
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Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Old 19-03-2013, 9:54 AM
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Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

"Not now! I'm eating."

"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

"No way."

"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."

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Old 20-03-2013, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lukewilson View Post
I saw you yesterday on the road.
Such beautiful eyes,
walking gracefully down the road,
and I started to sing;
Who let the dogs out!

really good joke. Keep posting like this.
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Old 22-03-2013, 12:37 PM
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Nice sharing......... Its really very funny
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Old 29-04-2013, 7:02 AM
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very funny ...ha ha
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:31 AM
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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?"

"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

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Old 03-05-2013, 1:21 PM
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A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.

The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."

The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"

"No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."



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Old 09-05-2013, 1:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Lukewilson View Post
I saw you yesterday on the road.
Such beautiful eyes,
walking gracefully down the road,
and I started to sing;
Who let the dogs out!

hahhahahhaha..really very funny..

2 Girls face to face:

1st: hi sweetheart

2nd: hi, Darling

And when they talk on their backs about
them.
.
.
1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
.
2nd: she is kamini
.
.
.
.
2 Boys face to face:
.
1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura
yeda lag raha hy
.
2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk:?
.
And when they talk on their backs.
.
.
1st: mast banda hy yar
.
2nd: bhai hy apna.. Bhai
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Old 18-05-2013, 3:40 PM
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A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open.

Just then another man flies by him, going UP. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes? The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?


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