(Joke) The Blonde's First Cell Phone

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He explains all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi Hun ," he says "how do you like your new phone?", she replies: "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?", asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"

Because the cell phone comes with a GPS device? Did I win the prize? There is a prize right?

What's that? Why no, its dark brown, why do you ask?

mine strays from the mobile subject abit, but I'll share anyway!

Memory Fails A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
''May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.
"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"

lol! Those're great jokes!

I enjoy the second one more. That one is really funny.

*chuckles*

both good ones, but the second one reminds me too much of my mother... and myself with the portable phone in the house!