Hats

As you may have noticed, I have a thing for hats. Unorthodox, yet stylish hats are far superior to the old standard of the baseball cap. Or worse yet, the stocking cap. God gave us hair not to cover our heads, but as a nudge. A hint that our heads are not intended to remain uncovered.

I believe that the next, and most crucial step in cellular phone techonology will be the integration of the modern mobile phone into a bowler or fedora. Or better still, into my topping of choice, the ivy cap.

Who will stand with me, heads held high and hats perched proudly in opposition of cranial nudity?

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Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
-Henry David Thoreau
The hat is the ultimum moriens of respectability.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm quite happy without a hat, unless it's raining so am unable to join your movement.

Unless a motorcycle helmet counts?

God may of given us hair, but god also gave us hair loss.

Sorry, but I prefer baseball caps.

The whole purpose of the hat is that it is slightly impractical. Not completely, because hats do serve very real and very practical purposes. But to count helmets as hats is to put shovels and spoons in the same catagory. Yes, a shovel can serve the same purpose in a pinch, but what about class? Style? The hat is a symbol as much as it is head covering. Helmets just can't match that.

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Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
-Henry David Thoreau
The hat is the ultimum moriens of respectability.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

I am with you, it sounds like a fantastic plan.
Style is everything.

I have this bright pink cowboy hat that I wear sometimes just for weirdness. I love the looks that people give this big, hairy dude walking around a public area with a pink cowboy hat on his head. I wish I had more weird hats, but they're often hard to come by.

lol,I had a hat once...it was my favorite hat..black with white strips...I think I went to chruch and some one stole it O_o;. Some people.geez. The rest of my hats are meaningless to me.hmmm a phone hat...some thing to meditate on...

Ironic, isn't it. "Thou shalt not steal" is one of the 10 commandments. And what does that guy do? 0.o. Oh yeah, I like top hats. And the super camera hat which takes a 360 photo shot of your surroundings, but is totally useless. There's a japanese book on useless inventions. Man, that's the best

Interesting idea. I never wear hats, but I am a big fan of the old fashioned, European hats.

I like those hats you can get that have a kind of wig attached to them to make you look like you have funky hair for example. lol, they are too funny to look at.

I enjoy stripey winter hats. In Montreal we call them "tuques" but I don't know what other people call them.

Hey man after a speech like that, I am running out an getting me an Urban Sombrero...