As you may have noticed, I have a thing for hats. Unorthodox, yet stylish hats are far superior to the old standard of the baseball cap. Or worse yet, the stocking cap. God gave us hair not to cover our heads, but as a nudge. A hint that our heads are not intended to remain uncovered.
I believe that the next, and most crucial step in cellular phone techonology will be the integration of the modern mobile phone into a bowler or fedora. Or better still, into my topping of choice, the ivy cap.
Who will stand with me, heads held high and hats perched proudly in opposition of cranial nudity?