World's First Phone Glove!?!?

Boring! Yeah! We need a nose phone designed for all those kids who have their noses pierced, like a bull. Designed to slide through the pierced area for support, a small bendable microphone will extend down in front of the mouth and a thin wire with a tiny headphone will set inside the ear. If you have bad reception, you can just tug on your nipple rings or twist your labret piercing and, voila!

So to talk do you stick your finger in your ear? It looks kind of James Bondy, in that cheezy crappy way. I would never use this. the blutooth glasses howevr, that I could get into.

Hey now...it beats the one that Maxwell Smart had in the old 60's sitcom...the shoe-phone...anyone remember that one?...I mean comapre to the shoe-phone, the glove phone is cool...anyone know if Agent 99 had a high heel shoe phone?...just wondering...

and what happens when you have to go to the washroom, hmm?

I Would Never Wear That! Looks Disgusting!